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Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You’d think it would be something you’d have to freebase. I love you, buddy! Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be.

There, now he’s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr.

Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. I’m a thing. That could be ‘my’ beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home.

Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography. Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying!

Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock. Hey, what kinda party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker. Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? Kif might!

Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! Oh right. I forgot about the battle. Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you.

Throw her in the brig. Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! Say what? Shut up and get to the point!

Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love! Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions? Yeah, lots of people did. I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!

When will that be? I can explain. It’s very valuable. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. How much did you make me? Soon enough.

Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. That’s not soon enough! Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory.

You know, I was God once. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera. Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You’d think it would be something you’d have to freebase.

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