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*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

  • You hit me with a cricket bat.
  • Saving the world with meals on wheels.
  • I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!

You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! Saving the world with meals on wheels. Saving the world with meals on wheels.

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?

Saving the world with meals on wheels. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. You’ve swallowed a planet! I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

You hit me with a cricket bat. You hit me with a cricket bat. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You’ve swallowed a planet! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. You’ve swallowed a planet! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why.

I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

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