I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things. Large bet on myself in round one. Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. Bender, we’re trying our best. I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger.
Fry, we have a crate to deliver. One hundred dollars. We can’t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie!
Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! Dear God, they’ll be killed on our doorstep! And there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd.
No! The cat shelter’s on to me. No, just a regular mistake. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school! Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn’t make sense. But, okay!
We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. And I’m his friend Jesus. For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist! When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought “Why should I?” Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film!
You’re going back for the Countess, aren’t you? No, I’m Santa Claus! I love you, buddy! Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say.
Really?! Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Bender, we’re trying our best. Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life.
You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you!
I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Can I use the gun? Why did you bring us here? I’m a thing.
Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! But I’ve never been to the moon!
Oh Leela! You’re the only person I could turn to; you’re the only person who ever loved me. I’m a thing. Ask her how her day was. Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg!