Hello, Dexter Morgan. I'm really more an apartment person. You all right, Dexter? I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. This man is a knight in shining armour. He taught me a code. To survive. I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I'm not even sure what the picture should be.
No! Don't jump! Anyone who laughs is a communist! Oh Leela! You're the only person I could turn to; you're the only person who ever loved me. Throw her in the brig. Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?
The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. I suppose I could part with 'one' and still be feared… Just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn't bound and gagged.
Bender, you risked your life to save me! Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn't make sense. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own!
We're rescuing ya. Kids don't turn rotten just from watching TV. I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! Take me to your leader! We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!
No, just a regular mistake. Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! Is the Space Pope reptilian!? In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms.
You don't know how to do any of those. And why did 'I' have to take a cab? I just told you! You've killed me! Is that a cooking show?
Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. Then we'll go with that data file!
Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. Why would I want to know that? Ask her how her day was. I'll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger.